I spoke poorly as a child. No, it isn’t what you think – I was not born in India, I did not have a lisp, nor did I have an accent. I was born in Atlanta, Georgia; I grew up here, and yet I spoke poorly as a child.
I knew the problem, of course. Too often, I accidentally chose the wrong word, and no one understood what I meant. Words like “lift,” “football,” and “karate” (“kara-tay”) were inexplicably transformed...