I tapped my pencil expeditiously, wondering what quip could possibly be humorous or interesting enough to satisfy a reader's insatiable hunger. "Two sentences about yourself or to someone," the speaker indicated the waning remainder of time. With years of honing ridiculous and witty comedy, I briefly considered writing, "My name is Hannah. I accept cash or credit." However, with two sentences, I chose to prompt an essential conversation in my latter academics. In Andrew Carnegie's words, "while competition may be...