I Love You Papa As I struggled to understand the theory of relativity, the opening of my door startled me. No one was there. Then…BAM! In came a dancing fool, wearing only a pair of tighty-whiteys, high socks, a vest of chest hair, and a thick coat of shaving cream covering his face (except his prized mustache, of course). It was my papa! Using his microphone razor, he started singing his personal rendition of “Party in the U.S...

America vs. India “Noooo!” I turned around to my mom shrieking, “Don’t eat that hot dog!” It was too late. I had tasted meat for the first time, but not just any meat… BEEF. I had been ambushed by the All-American Frank hot dog. It was the bite heard around the world. The war between the two cultures had begun - the oiled comb-over boy against the Yankee Doodle adversary. My grumbling belly sounded the horn of the first...

extremely hard working, competitive, preparatory (everyone schedules everything),...

Funding is not as easy to get as you think. You have to compete for it, and Harvard just keeps all of it...

HFAC- (Harvard Financial Analysts Club) I think this is the largest club because everyone gets funneled into finance, and I guess being part of that club looks good...