When I was little, I utterly adored the bathtub. While many parents find themselves having to routinely force-wash their dirt-covered 7 year-old boys, my mother and father found themselves questioning whether their son had developed a hygienic obsessive-compulsive disorder. I could easily spend up to two hours at a time conducting experiments with the contents of my bubble bath laboratory. I created an impressive mental list of potential bubble bath facial-hair styles that I could show off. I also developed a...

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